1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Repost This If You Think LOVE Makes A Marriage!
***supporting all forms of love***
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ANYONE!!! can answer!
Instructions:
[1] Put your library on shuffle.
[2] Post the first line from each of the first 25 songs it plays.
[3] Make people guess. NO CHEATING ON GOOGLE OR ANY OTHER WEBSITE! OR ANY OTHER DEVISE FOR THAT MATTER!
[4] Bold it out when someone gets it.
[5] If you know it, feel free to reply!
1. You were the only face I'd ever known.
2. I walked across a crowded street, see those eyes that cut through me and I saw you in the middle.
3. - always thinkin' 'bout her and when she says hi to me butterfly's go right through me -
4. The situations are irrelevant now she loves the way that I tease, I love the way that she breathes.
5. They say the skies of Lebanon are burnin' -
6. Girl, what's come between you and me look right through me
7. (Talking) Called her for the first time yesterday. Finally found the missin' part of me
8. Hello, there, angel from my nightmare
9. Telling Layla's story spoken, 'bout how all her bones are broken
10. Is it still me that makes you sweat -
11. - Why don't you come to your senses, you been out ridin' fences for so long now
12. I'm awake in the afternoon, I fell asleep in the living room
13. Yeah! Gotta leave town gotta another appointment
14. I feel like I'm gonna go insane, cause I keep hearin' your voice call my name
15. (Talking) Do I attract you, do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
16. I woke up on my roof with my brothers
17. Hit the beat and take it to the pass now, Yeah, yeah, yeah! x4 I love you
18. Soft kiss and wine what a pretty friend of mine, we're finally intertwined
19. Can you feel it crush you? does it seem to bring the worst in you out?
20. Time to lay claim to the evidence finger prints sold me out
21. If I strum chords, would you sing a song with me. If I leave town would you leave along with me
22. If I had to I would put myself right beside you
23. This has been a walk in the park I feel like we have fallen apart
24. Debby just hit the wall, she never had it all
25. Run, run like you do I'm chasin' you
Have fun!!
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